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« on: May 03, 2005, 04:18:21 PM »

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Enjoy posting your own.
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2005, 08:32:10 PM »

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where I put my gun.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2005, 10:40:16 PM »

Haikus r teh l4m3
do u wnat 2 cyber?
a/s/l gg
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2005, 09:00:28 AM »

STFU, n00b
my haiku r teh r0xx0r
u r s0 pwnx0r3d!
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2005, 11:12:07 AM »

Furry little lime
You cannot envision that
you will not be juiced.

Calendar of mine
full of stupid trivia
Why do you mock me?
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2005, 09:24:38 PM »

Haikus r teh l4m3
do u wnat 2 cyber?
a/s/l gg

What the f|_|c|< is this?!?
Making fun of haikus, 81TC#?
I should kick your @$$.
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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2005, 10:17:34 PM »

I could kick your ass...
But I think I'll write one more.
Just one more haiku.
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2005, 08:08:06 AM »

five syllables here
seven syllables are next
and then five again.
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2005, 08:59:47 AM »

A meta haiku!
That was quite good Hungry Jack.
Wish I could do that.
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2005, 09:54:28 AM »

I "power-haiku"
up to level seventeen
the n00bs* stare in awe.

* Pronounced with one syllable, as in 'nuhbs'.

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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2005, 10:08:24 AM »

I "power-haiku"
up to level seventeen
the n00bs* stare in awe.

* Pronounced with one syllable, as in 'nuhbs'.



WTF?*
When does 'n00bs' ever have more
than one syllable?

* Pronounced with five syllables: dou-ble-you-tee-eff.
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2005, 10:09:32 AM »

Alas, "obligatory haiku thread" has eight syllables.
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2005, 10:46:57 AM »

I "power-haiku"
up to level seventeen
the n00bs* stare in awe.

* Pronounced with one syllable, as in 'nuhbs'.



WTF?*
When does 'n00bs' ever have more
than one syllable?

* Pronounced with five syllables: dou-ble-you-tee-eff.

Some pronounce it 'gnu-bees' because it originated from 'newbies'. Hacker short-hand turned it into n00b.

You got schooled!
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2005, 11:21:07 AM »

"ObHaiku Thread,"
If you say it correctly,
has five syllables.
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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2005, 11:27:22 AM »

Don't get me started
I haiku all day and night
You will be destroyed
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